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Re: Bancuri

30 Oct 2018, 05:40

Afis pe peretele interior al unei firme:

"Angajatii care vin la munca un pic mai tarziu sunt rugati sa mearga pe partea dreapta a coridorului, ca sa nu se ciocneasca cu angajatii care pleaca mai devreme!".
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Re: Bancuri

05 Noi 2018, 05:42

Autobuzul se apropie de statie unde asteapta mai multi calatori. Un batranel se indreapta spre o tanara mama, ce isi tinea copilul in brate, si o intreaba sfios:
- Nu va suparati, merge la Politehnica?
- Da, cand o creste!
Toledo 1M/AUS/1,6/16V /115CP midnight blue metallic
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"I didn't mod my car to be faster/better than other cars, I modded my car so its faster/better than it was before the mod"
"When events test men, angels then appear" - Cand timpurile ii pun la incercare pe oameni, atunci apar ingerii...
 
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Re: Bancuri

10 Noi 2018, 05:43

- Mami, de ce nu mai mergem azi la buni?
- Buni... e intr-un loc mai bun...
- E la Doamne-Doamne?
- Nu, mami, e la Cluj!
Toledo 1M/AUS/1,6/16V /115CP midnight blue metallic
Arosa 6H/AUB/1,4/16V/107CP rosu

"I didn't mod my car to be faster/better than other cars, I modded my car so its faster/better than it was before the mod"
"When events test men, angels then appear" - Cand timpurile ii pun la incercare pe oameni, atunci apar ingerii...
 
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Re: Bancuri

11 Noi 2018, 05:40

Un tip intra intr-o farmacie.
- Buna ziua! Aveti ceva contra tusei?
- Nu, domnule, puteti tusi cat vreti.
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Re: Bancuri

15 Noi 2018, 05:38

"Tati, ce inseamna sarcasm? ", ma intreaba fiul meu in varsta de sase ani.
- Fiule, sarcasmul este atunci cand mama ta imi spune ca am dreptate.
Toledo 1M/AUS/1,6/16V /115CP midnight blue metallic
Arosa 6H/AUB/1,4/16V/107CP rosu

"I didn't mod my car to be faster/better than other cars, I modded my car so its faster/better than it was before the mod"
"When events test men, angels then appear" - Cand timpurile ii pun la incercare pe oameni, atunci apar ingerii...
 
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Re: Bancuri

16 Noi 2018, 07:56

- Mama, pot sa fiu pedepsita pentru ceva ce nu am facut?
- Sigur ca nu.
- Deci nu poti sa ma pedepsesti pentru ca nu am facut curat in camera mea.
Toledo 1M/AUS/1,6/16V /115CP midnight blue metallic
Arosa 6H/AUB/1,4/16V/107CP rosu

"I didn't mod my car to be faster/better than other cars, I modded my car so its faster/better than it was before the mod"
"When events test men, angels then appear" - Cand timpurile ii pun la incercare pe oameni, atunci apar ingerii...
 
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Re: Bancuri

17 Noi 2018, 06:33

- Frate, ce ai, ce stai asa trist?
- Sezi, frate, iti povestesc.
- Ok. Spune. Ce ai patit?
- Mai pe scurt, banca e proaspat vopsita.
Toledo 1M/AUS/1,6/16V /115CP midnight blue metallic
Arosa 6H/AUB/1,4/16V/107CP rosu

"I didn't mod my car to be faster/better than other cars, I modded my car so its faster/better than it was before the mod"
"When events test men, angels then appear" - Cand timpurile ii pun la incercare pe oameni, atunci apar ingerii...
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